Culture August 10, 2016 15:25
SUMMER IN P1: Janne Andersson, incoming coach in men’s football
I tyar no more. There should be a place in hell for all sommarprat in CV-shape, and the Swedish radio that summer after summer sends out these job applications in the ether. Now usually sommarprat are rarely to be job seekers, and the thing with Janne Andersson is that he just got a new job as Sweden coach in men’s football.
There should also be a place in hell for gay social context where men in classic patriarchal spirit rewards other men. In Janne Andersson’s world there are only goa Football men on and beside the plane. His track record is interspersed with lumparhistorier in ball form. Janne once played charades with some new players and “danced around like a monkey” appears, for example, have left deep scars.
Finally. There should also be a place in hell for men who only plays the male autographed music. Not only that it goes trillions more money to the men’s football, women’s football than – today’s STIM will go to people with penis. “We are Swedish football guys” could be the program’s signature tune.
For those who want to know more about Janne Andersson’s CV, please google “Janne Andersson” + långabollarpåbengt -zlatan.